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SPECIALTY PILES with fries

for the creatively-challenged

Name: _______________________________

 

Choose a PATTY for any of the following:

 □ Beef Patty (1/3 lb)*      Fried Chicken Breast Patty

 □ Mixed Greens Salad Veggy Patty (not vegan)

Feel free to scratch off anything you don't want

CLASSIC BURGERS

The Boooooooring: $10.84: American Cheese, Lettuce, Onion, Pickles, Tomato, Ketchup, Mayonnaise, & Mustard on a Brioche Bun.

B.A.L.T. Burger: $11.26: Bacon, Mashed Avocado, Lettuce, Tomato, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.

Shroom & Swiss: $11.85: Swiss Cheese, Mashed Avocado, Sautéed Mushrooms, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.

BBQ: $12.18: Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Onion Rings, Lettuce, Onions, Pickles, Tomatoes, Onion Straws, & BBQ sauce on an Asiago Bun.  (Add Raw Jalapeños to make it a Texas BBQ Burger)

Chili Burger: $11.21: Smothered in Beef Chili & Nacho Cheese with Onions, & Pickles, on an open-faced Brioche Bun. .Knife and Fork required.

Blue Cheese: $11.56: Blue Cheese Crumbles, Bacon, Sautéed Onions, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun. (Add Cajun Seasoning to make it a Black & Blue Burger)

ADVENTUROUS BURGERS

Grilled Cheese Burger: $11.26: Two Melty Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Buns with Lettuce, Onions, Pickles, and Tomatoes, Brown Mustard, & Mayonnaise.

Wild Style: $10.92: American Cheese, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomato, Sautéed Onions, & Thousand Island on a Brioche Bun.

Mile High: $12.23: Provolone Cheese, Bacon, Pastrami, Lettuce, Tomato, & Thousand Island Dressing  on a Brioche Bun.

Meat Mania: $14.89: Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Corned Beef, Pastrami, Gyro Meat, Salami, & BBQ sauce on a Brioche Bun.  (Add a Fried Egg for extra protein)

Burn Your Face Off: $13.23: Pepper Jack Cheese, Bacon Strips, Jalapeño Poppers, Green Chilies, Raw Jalapeños, Sautéed Jalapeños, Sweet Cherry Peppers, Green Tabasco, & Red Tabasco on a Jalapeño Cheddar Bun.  (Want less face? Add Chipotle or Habanero peppers)

Mango Habanero: $11.15: Pepper Jack Cheese, Mango-Habanero Sauce, Tortilla Strips, Onion, Pico de Gallo, & Tomato on a Jalapeno Cheddar Bun.

Sweet Heat: $11.19: Pepper Jack Cheese, Sautéed Onions, Raw Jalapeños, Fried Onion Straws, & Sweet Red Chili Sauce on a Jalapeño Cheddar Bun.

Breakfast of Champions: $11.89: Cream Cheese, Bacon, Fried Egg, Hash Browns, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.  (Ketchup and/or Tabasco by request)

Fried to Death: $12.52: Cream Cheese, Fried Cheese Sticks, Jalapeño Poppers, Onion Rings, Fried Onion Straws, & Thousand Island on an Asiago Bun.

Peanut Butter: $11.78: Pepper Jack Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Sautéed Onions, Mayonnaise, & Melty Peanut Butter on a Brioche Bun. (TRY IT!!!)

W.T.F.?!?: $13.20: Aged Cheddar, Pastrami, Jalapeño Poppers, Mashed Avocado, Onions, Pepperoncinis, BBQ sauce, & Caesar Dressing on an Asiago Bun. (Sounds weird, tastes amazing!)

REGIONALLY INSPIRED BURGERS

The 3.0.3: $11.88: Pepper Jack Cheese, Bacon, Green chilies, Pork Green Chili (Hot, Mild, or half & half), & Mayonnaise on a Jalapeño Cheddar Bun. 

Aussie: $11.96: Sharp Cheddar Cheese, Bacon, Fried Egg, Lettuce, Sautéed Onion, Pickled Beets, Tomato, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.

Buffalo, NY: $10.67: Blue Cheese, Ranch, & Franks Red Hot on a Brioche Bun.

Cajun: $11.86: Cajun Rub, Pepper Jack Cheese, Cole Slaw, Sautéed Onions, Sautéed Jalapeños, Red Tabasco, & Mayonnaise on a Jalapeño Cheddar Bun.

Mediterranean: $11.06: Feta Cheese, Pepperoncinis, Roasted Red Peppers, Tomatoes, & Balsamic Vinaigrette on a Brioche Bun.

Mexican: $11.37: Pepper Jack Cheese, Mashed Avocado, Jalapeños, Pico de Gallo, Green Chilies, Tortilla Strips,  & Lime Juice on a Jalapeño Cheddar Bun.

My Big Fat GREEK Burger: $12.25: Feta Cheese, Gyro Meat, Lettuce, Onion, Tomatoes, &  Tzatziki Sauce on a Brioche Bun.

Philly Cheese Steak Burger: $13.10: Provolone Cheese, Double Pastrami, Sautéed Onions, Sautéed Jalapeños, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.

Pittsburger: $11.23: Swiss Cheese, Shoestring Fries, Coleslaw, Tomatoes, & Mayonnaise on a Brioche Bun.

Sweeeet Car.o.line...bum, bum, Burger: $11.93

Aged White Cheddar, Bacon, Onions, Pickles, & Tangy Carolina Mustard-BBQ sauce on a Brioche Bun.

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SIDES:

Your Burger comes with shoestring fries

Sub: Something instead of shoestring fries

Side: Something in addition to your shoestring fries

 

Sub

Side

Shoestring Fries (included)

included

$4.36

Sweet Potato Fries

$0.82

$5.18

Battered Curly Fries

$0.42

$4.78

Tater Tots

$0.02

$4.38

Onion Rings (whole rings)

$1.04

$5.40

3 Hash Brown Patties

$0.22

$4.58

6 Jalapeño Poppers w/Cream Cheese (& Ranch)

$0.87

$5.23

6 Fried Mozzarella Cheese Sticks (& Marinara)

$0.62

$4.98

Fried Pickles (& Ranch)

$0.87

$5.23

Fried Jalapeño Slices  (& Ranch)

$0.46

$4.82

Cole Slaw

$0.00

$2.09

Side Salad (choose dressing: ______)

$1.00

$5.36

Parmesan Garlic Fries

$1.64

$5.99

Greek Fries (Feta, Gyro Meat, & Tzatziki)

$1.94

$6.30

Pork Green Chili Cheese Fries

$2.29

$6.64

Wild Style Fries (American Cheese, Sautéed Onions, & Thousand Island Dressing)

$1.02

$5.17

Beef Chili Cheese Tater Tots

$1.21

$5.57

Bacon & Cheese Seasoned Fries

$1.49

$5.85

Side of PHB Fry Sauce (Spicy)

 

$0.50

A tall DRINK of... ($1)

Arizona Tea: Green Tea: 24oz       Jarritos: Lime: 12.5oz

Arizona Tea: Raspberry Tea: 24oz   Jarritos: Mandarin: 12.5oz

Arizona Tea: Sweet Tea: 24oz       Jarritos: Pineapple: 12.5oz

Coca-Cola: 16.9oz                     Jarritos: Strawberry: 12.5oz

Diet Coke: 16.9oz                   Mountain Dew: 16.9oz      

Gatorade: Fruit Punch: 20oz        Snapple: Fruit Punch: 20oz

Gatorade: Lemon Lime: 20oz        Snapple: Kiwi Strawberry: 20oz      

Gatorade: Orange: 20oz             Snapple: Mango Madness: 20oz

Jarritos: Fruit Punch: 12.5oz       Sprite 16.9oz

                                      Water 16.9oz

 

† - Indicates House Made  

* - Precooked Weight.  Contains Milk, Egg, & Wheat

PILE YOUR OWN - $10 with fries

toppings extra - priced at our average cost so go ahead and design your own burger!

Name (one burger per order slip, please):

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Step 1: Start your PILE

 □ Beef Patty (1/3 lb)† *     Fried Chicken Breast Patty

 □ Veggy Patty (not vegan) 

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 □ Add a Beef Patty ($1)     Add a Chicken Patty ($1)

  Add a Veggy Patty ($1)    

Step 2: BUNS, hon

Asiago (Cheese)  Brioche (White Bread)  Jalapeño Cheddar

Grilled Cheese (2 g.c. sandwiches as buns) ($0.83 extra)

Lettuce Wrap (very messy)    Mixed Greens Salad  

Hot Mess (on your side dish )        None for me, thanks

Step 3: RUB down (patty seasoning)

Cajun ($0.11)                Onion Powder ($0.04)

Cayenne ($0.26)            Peppercorn ($0.08)

Garlic Powder ($0.04)      Ranch Seasoning ($0.12)

Step 4: cut the CHEESE (melty goodness)

American ($0.38)           Pepper Jack ($0.52)

Blue Cheese Bits ($0.57)     Provolone ($0.48)

Cream Cheese ($0.58)      Sharp Cheddar ($0.54)

Feta Cheese Bits ($0.66)   Swiss ($0.64)

Parmesan ($0.60)     Aged White Cheddar ($1.02)

Step 5: MEAT me (savory meat...um-YES!)

Bacon ($0.71)               Corned Beef ($0.93)

Gyro Meat (Lamb & Beef) ($0.96) Pastrami ($0.79)

Fried Egg ($0.27)           Salami ($0.91)

Step 6: Awesome SAUCE (condiments)

A1 Steak Sauce ($0.31)     Mayonnaise ($0.04)

Balsamic Vinaigrette ($0.05)     Mustard-Brown ($0.04)

Beef Chili ($0.19)           Mustard-Honey ($0.06)

BBQ (S.B. Ray's) ($0.05)   Mustard-Yellow ($0.03)

Buffalo Sauce (Franks) ($0.05)  Nacho Cheese ($0.17)

Caesar Dressing ($0.06)     Peanut Butter ($0.07)

Carolina Mustard-BBQ ($0.04) PHB Fry Sauce (Spicy) ($0.50)

Chipotle Pepper Paste ($0.32)†  Pork Green Chili ($0.55)

Habanero Pepper Paste ($0.32)† Ranch Dressing ($0.05)

Italian Dressing ($0.06)      □ Sriracha ($0.07)

Ketchup ($0.03)            Sweet Red Chili Sauce ($0.05)

Lime Juice ($0.06)         Thousand Island ($0.05)

Malt Vinegar ($0.14)       Tabasco (chipotle) ($0.06)

Mango Habanero Sauce ($0.17) Tabasco (red) ($0.06)

Marinara (0.15)             Tabasco (green) ($0.07)

                           Tzatziki ($0.32)

Smothers (served with open-faced bun):

Beef Chili ($0.56)           Nacho Cheese ($0.51)

Marinara ($0.44)           Pork Green Chili ($1.65)

Step 7: TOPPING the charts           

Raw:                                          

Avocado (mashed) ($0.31)  Lettuce ($0.04)

Coleslaw ($0.13)             Onion ($0.11)

Minced Garlic ($0.11)        Pico de Gallo ($0.10)

Green Chilies ($0.06)       Tomatoes ($0.16)

Jalapeños ($0.21)          

Pickled:

Beets ($0.09)               Pepperoncinis ($0.07)

Cherry Peppers ($0.05)     Pickles (Cucumbers)($0.05)

Cooked:                                 

Fried Onion Straws ($0.17)   Sautéed Onions ($0.24)

Roasted Red Peppers ($0.12)       Beer Sautéed Onions ($0.34)†

Sautéed Jalapeños ($0.76)†  Tortilla Strips ($0.11)

Sautéed Mushrooms ($0.86)†

Step 8: SIDES:

Your Burger comes with shoestring fries

Sub: Something instead of shoestring fries

Side: Something in addition to your shoestring fries

Topping: Fried goodies on your burger

 

Sub

Side

Topping

Shoestring Fries (included)

included

$4.36

$0.26

Sweet Potato Fries

$0.82

$5.18

$0.24

Battered Curly Fries

$0.42

$4.78

$0.18

Tater Tots

$0.02

$4.38

$0.12

Onion Rings (whole rings)

$1.04

$5.40

$0.27

3 Hash Brown Patties

$0.22

$4.58

$0.29 (1)

6 Jalapeño Poppers with Cream Cheese (& Ranch)

$0.87

$5.23

$0.79 (2)

6 Fried Mozzarella Cheese Sticks (& Marinara)

$0.62

$4.98

$0.66 (2)

Fried Pickle Chips (& Ranch)

$0.87

$5.23

$0.53

Fried Jalapeño Slices

(& Ranch)

$0.46

$4.82

$0.49

Cole Slaw

$0.00

$1.09

$0.13

Side Salad (choose dressing: ______________________________)

$1.00

$5.36

 

Parmesan Garlic Fries

$1.64

$5.99

 

Greek Fries (Feta, Gyro Meat, & Tatziki Sauce)

$1.94

$6.30

 

Pork Green Chili Cheese Fries

$2.29

$6.64

 

Wild Style Fries (American Cheese, Sautéed Onions, & Thousand Island Dressing)

$1.02

$5.17

 

Beef Chili Cheese Tater Tots

$1.21

$5.57

 

Bacon & Cheese Curly Fries

$1.49

$5.85

 

Side of PHB Fry Sauce (Spicy)†

 

$0.50

$0.50

Step 9: A tall DRINK of... ($1)

Arizona Tea: Green Tea: 24oz    Jarritos: Lime: 12.5oz

Arizona Tea: Raspberry Tea: 24oz  Jarritos: Mandarin: 12.5oz

Arizona Tea: Sweet Tea: 24oz    Jarritos: Pineapple: 12.5oz

Coca-Cola: 16.9oz                 Jarritos: Strawberry: 12.5oz

Diet Coke: 16.9oz                 Mountain Dew: 16.9oz      

Gatorade: Fruit Punch: 20oz     Snapple: Fruit Punch: 20oz

Gatorade: Lemon Lime: 20oz     Snapple: Kiwi Strawberry: 20oz      

Gatorade: Orange: 20oz           Snapple: Mango Madness: 20oz

Jarritos: Fruit Punch: 12.5oz     Sprite 16.9oz

                                       Water 16.9oz

 

 


KIDS MENU - $5 with fries

(Adults who must have one: $8)

  □ Cheeseburger with Ketchup (1/8 lb Beef)*

  □ Grilled Cheese Sandwich

  □ Chicken Fingers (cut-up fried chicken patty)

 

† - indicates house made

* - Precooked Weight.  Contains Milk, Egg, & Wheat

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